Ellen: Do you know the sex of the child?
Tina: We decided we are going to wait. We’re going to find out…never.
Tina: Not even after it’s born.
Ellen: Not even after it’s born?
Tina: I’m just going to see what it chooses to wear to prom.
Ellen: Give it time to figure it out. Good for you.
All the awards.
I ACCIDENTALLY HIT THE WRONG THING WHEN EDITING A GIF OF A SLOTH AND IT’S FLASHING WHITE BETWEEN THE FRAMES
IT LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING HORROR MOVIE
BLINK AND AT SOME POINT YOU WILL DIE
THEY ARE SLOW. SLOWER THAN YOU CAN EVER IMAGINE.
Stephen Fry: Can we settle an important question?
JK Rowling: Yes.
Stephen Fry: How do you pronounce your last name?
JK Rowling: It is Row-ling. As in rolling pin.
Stephen Fry: So if any of you hear someone pronounce her name “Rohw-ling”, you have my permission to hit them over the head with — not with Order of the Phoenix, that would be cruel. Something smaller, like a fridge.
BEAUTIFUL POST IS BEAUTIFUL
Closed Eyelids: Thankfulness
Tip of nose: Good luck
Cheek: Happy to see you
Earlobe/Neck: “I want you” , Lust, Desire
Top of hand: Respect, loyalty
Computer screen: I love you but I can’t ever have you (because you’re not real)
that last one though
A gay soldier calls his father shortly after DADT is repealed.
(Father’s dialogue in smaller, italic font above.)
I don’t care that I’ve already reblogged this
THE WAY HE DOESN’T LOOK AT THE PHONE WHEN HE’S SAYING IT BUT THEN HIS DAD SAYS “I STILL LOVE YOU” AND HE JUST STARES AT THE PHONE BECAUSE HE WISHES HIS DAD WAS ACTUALLY THERE AND HE COULD HUG HIM I CAN’T WITH MY FEELINGS
MISHA IS SO UTTERLY TERRIFIED OMG CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW BAD IT WOULD HAVE TO BE FOR MISHA TO HAVE A MINI PANIC ATTACK LIKE THAT I MEAN PLEASE
Are we not going to talk about Jared’s face in the second gif